I'm looking for an author for an essay slot in my company's newsletter, but I can't seem to find a suitable candidate.

I don't think I will get any candidates even if I put out a public call for nominations, and if I try to make a recommendation, it's bound to lead to strained relationships.

"Humans also hate writing, though not as much as "numbers""

I know it well.

So now I'm having a headache in selecting people.

If they don't mind me playing "ghostwriter, this story will take three seconds to complete. However if they find out, it will be scary.

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Lately, I've been caught up in writing my daughters' motivational letters of interest to join or enter the school (although they seem to have largely completed them).

"Mind mapping" tool (*), was in full operation.

(*)FreeMind, MindManager, e.t.c

If my "crappy writing skills" will contribute to my daughters' future, as a parent, I will obviously support them. However,

I'd appreciate it if you would refrain from bringing in a document creation consultation that could affect your life, when I'm about to go to bed.

You all know your father's preexisting condition -- "early morning wakeup type insomnia".

I know that it is a parent's role to be used conveniently by the child.

But let's just say, "If you use your parents until you break them, then you won't be able to reboot them"