When my mother was better than now (she could walk alone), she asked me

"Have you regretted your marriage with your wife?"

After thinking deeply for three seconds, I replied her

"As far as I have remembered, there is no seconds in my whole life."

My mother said that,

"Let it be so"

unpleasantly.

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I understood what you wanted to say, Mon,

I have been happy with my wife.